Texts with Logan

You know those sites where people post the text exchanges they have with family members or their dog? (Well, the dog one is fictitious. Just making sure you guys knew that. Sorry to burst your bubble.) I think I should start one of those for the conversations I have with my little brother.

Anyway, they’re working on naming their daughter, who’s due in the fall. And this ensues…

Me: What about the name Lydia?

Logan: Is this for real?

Me: Yes!

Logan: I’m not going to talk to you for a while now.

Me: That bad?

Me: Dude

Me: Dude

Me: Dude

Me: Dude

Me: Dude

Me: I’ll stop when you respond…

Me: Dude

Me: Dude

Me: Dude

Me: Dude

Me: The pain is in your control…

Me: Dude

Me: DUDE

Me: DUDE

Me: DUDE

Me: DUDE

Me: WHERE’S THE WASHERS, JOE!? (inside joke)

Me: DUDE

Me: DUDE

Me: I hate you

Me: I blame your military training

(I allow about 10 minutes to pass…)

Me: Olivia?

Logan: It’s liked but not loved

Me: There you are! Sucker!

Logan: I knew what you were doing

Me: Mmm

Logan: I’m to smart for you

Me: Too

I’m going to end it there because it just gets nasty and inappropriate at that point. Plus, ending there makes it look like I won. Which I didn’t because the image Logan sent in response…well, no one who’s ever seen that wins.

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